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1. Get some content-filtering web software and block access to this site.
   
   
2. Don't give them Internet access and then leave them unsupervised. After all you wouldn't drive into major city at night, drop off kids and let them explore on their own. You have to BE a parent. Otherwise, you're just a person that contributed to their DNA, and that's all.
   
   
3. Get a life! I mean it's not going to kill them to see it and they have to learn sometime if you expect them to survive in the real world. If they're completely "innocent" and nieve when they turn 18, then they'll be in a lot of trouble, because people WILL take advantage of them.

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